Six-word movie review: You, the Living (2007)

Humanity, honestly observed. Absurd; grim; hilarious.

( available to watch instantly on Netflix )

Fake Palindromes

All set, Tesla?

Able was I ere I met Elba.

A man, a plan, a canal; Ecuador!

Was it a rat I ate!?

[File under: things only I find amusing ]

Six-Word Movie Review: World's Greatest Dad (2009)

Funny! Then, less so. Then, more.

Six-Word Movie Review: Avatar (2009)

Adequate effects support surprisingly innovative cliche.

"Paintings" 5 and 6

A sleeping dog; two nights, two angles.

[ "painted" in Brushes on an iPod, around 12/31/2009. You have to work fast sketching the dog, as he moves around a lot in his sleep... ]

Six-word review: Get Carter (1971)

Painfully brutal 60's noir, beautifully photographed.

Six-word review: Brick (2005)

"WTF?", in the best possible way.

Six-word review: Humboldt County (2008)

"Let no event go unforeshadowed" screenwriting.

Six-word review: Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

Some animator doing Wes Anderson shtick.

Six-Word Movie Review: Couples Retreat (2009)

Morons at the theater LOVED it.

"painting" 4

(Another roaring failure, although the concept still makes me smile. I'm posting it now in an attempt to rewire some neural pathways; it will also stop me wasting any more time attempting a fix. "painted" with Brushes on an iPod, 10/12/2009. Still annoyed that the colors look different in the exported PNG than on the iPod.)

"Painting" 3

(Ugh, problematic. But it would be cowardly not to upload it. "Painted" with Brushes on an iPod touch, 10/08/2009)

"Painting" 2

(gamma seems to be all screwed up by the brushes export - it is much darker on the PC than on the iPod. Anything I can do about that? "Painted" with Brushes on an iPod Touch, 9/28/2009)

"Painting"?

("painted" in Brushes for the iPod Touch, 09/24/2009.)

Six-word Movie Review: Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Synopsis:

Irritating people on film, except Cruz.

Review:

Offers no satisfaction of any kind.

Suggested sequel:

Vicky Cristina 2: Moms in Madrid

[ IMDB linkage ]